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(09-17-2010 01:56 PM)Fattastic Wrote:  ????????
just wow.

if there's grass on the field play ball, if theres no grass well play in the mud!

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My mom kinda caught me jerking off before, I was covered, so I'm sure she didn't see me in motion.

But, she's also caught me fucking too. First time was a black chick. Oh, the look on her face LOL

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The double standard for guys/girls having sex is retarded. Just make sure your girls get it through their heads that they can get pregnant and it will fuck up their lives, so make sure there's protection involved.

And I've never been caught.

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my mom found my milf pr0n pictures printed out from the net when i was 12, she took them from my porn stash spot but never said anything about it

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09-17-2010 07:55 PM
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Looks like I just got caught looking at porn, but not jacking off because I put my dick in my pants hella fast as soon I as I heard the door open but I didn't have time to click the X
I was watching this
http://www.spankwire.com/Naturally-Busty...deo224269/
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"Were you watching porn?"
"What did it look like...?"
"Nah - answer me. Were you watching porn?"
"... Yes."
"Stop."
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"Oh, this thing? Well I'm trying to compare it to my pinky".

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is that what you said to your mom
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(09-17-2010 08:37 PM)Ivan Ooze Wrote:  "Were you watching porn?"
"What did it look like...?"
"Nah - answer me. Were you watching porn?"
"... Yes."
"Stop."

You should have looked at her like, "[Image: ez-mad.gif]" and waggled your dick at her.

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get roped J'ing your D by your parents at age 20+

thats bad

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There's much worse things your mom could catch you jerking off to than porn.
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Didn't read this thread...


My dad caught me once. He walked in to tell me something and just walked right back out without saying a word. Though he's never said anything directly, to this day he will still joke about me being on the internet and looking at "dirty movies."

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(09-17-2010 01:04 PM)RawrBabyRawr Wrote:  your niece did? LOL WOW why were you fapping with little kids around?

LMAO I was in my room back when I lived with my parents, & she had a problem of not knocking.

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09-18-2010 12:18 AM
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fuck people that dont knock
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Old enough.

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rawr, you read about cockbeating stories, you best be sharing your jill walk-in stories
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oh. r u a lzbo
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(09-18-2010 12:50 AM)bRs Wrote:  oh. r u a lzbo

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Lol @ mudkips crawling back up rawr's skirt since his real life girl dumped him.

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peach, are you still going on about this person you think I am?

Come on brah, get at me

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(09-17-2010 08:37 PM)Ivan Ooze Wrote:  "Were you watching porn?"
"What did it look like...?"
"Nah - answer me. Were you watching porn?"
"... Yes."
"Stop."

Your parents never beat you for real.

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im a man now
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I've only ever been caught jerking it on my moms corpse, no serious, she died last year... Lol, JK, lol... She just died, I only came at the wake... In her ass! WTF, mom did die, and I loved her sooo much, when I raped her ashes... God damn it, she is dead, why did I write this..,

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Haven't made it through the whole thread yet, but it seems awesome. Never been caught taming goliath before, but fuckin...

I got caught losing my virginity by an entire classroom. It was with a girl named Stacy at my junior high school. Dwight D. Eisenhower Jr High. There's this ultra high tech (at the time) telescope on the roof. The room to it was always open, as was the door to the roof.

Anyway, I talked her into goin up there during lunch. I said she should take her shirt off, but she would only do it if I did. I agreed even though I knew she got the better part of the deal. After making out for what seemed like 4 hours, she decided to get naked. She handed me a $20 and we started fuckin.

I shoulda watched the news I guess, but there was a solar eclipse that day. A matter of 30 seconds into it an entire class full of kids wearing welding visors walked through said door.

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Our clothes were like 20 feet away. Seemed like miles, but the class was quickly instructed to go back inside. Not a single person moved. I tried to cover her up as best as I could while keeping my ass too the crowd. I might have a small peepee, I don't know...it's 8th grade.

Well after 4 hours we finally got to our clothes and the class still was there.

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I didn't even get to bust, but after 30 seconds I assure you I was close. Afterward she would never talk to me in school again. She would still call me sometimes, but in the halls we didn't know each other. I went to her house a few times too, but she wouldn't even sit next to me.

All of that was true besides the $20 part.

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(09-17-2010 08:56 PM)monacelli Wrote:  
(09-17-2010 08:37 PM)Ivan Ooze Wrote:  "Were you watching porn?"
"What did it look like...?"
"Nah - answer me. Were you watching porn?"
"... Yes."
"Stop."

You should have looked at her like, "[Image: ez-mad.gif]" and waggled your dick at her.

bahahaha

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(09-18-2010 12:20 AM)Ivan Ooze Wrote:  fuck people that dont knock

Speaking of which, who had parents that knocked and immediately walked in?

What the fuck is the point of knocking? At one point I didn't have a lock on my door so I put my bass (the 1 with strings, not the fish) between my water bed and my door, but it still opened like 4 inches. I kinda got caught on that bed once, but it doesn't really count.

Anyway, wtf?

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My mom never knocked. Just walked in. Her response always was, it was her house (even though my Dad made all the money) and she can go where she wants LOL

Makes sense, but still, I couldn't get a good jerk unless no one was home LOL

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Disapprove

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My mom caught me once and I tried to make like there was something wrong with my pants and I was just trying to fix it. She just looked at me like I was the king of all assholes and told me to go wash my hands. made me feel pretty gross.

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I want to get caught by a friends mom and that have her finish me off, that would be pretty fucking fresh.

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